http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/comedy/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio2_aod.shtml?radio2/r2_smithlectures

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A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish.

A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.

You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.

The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

A large carp can be used for a pillow. (hmm I guess that's why I try to take my own pillow everywhere)

It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.

Effective January 1, 2000, you will actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

Setting a Tuba on the picnic table at your campsite does an excellent job of keeping the sites around you empty
Similarly, placing a huge pair of muddy mens boots outside the door of your tent provides a bit of prtection at night.